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Could Texas’ Witty Highway Signs Soon Take an Exit?

Texas' Witty Highway Signs
Texas billboard with cheeky warning | Image by Texas DOT

A recent decision from The Federal Highway Administration (FHWA) regarding witty digital road signs in New Jersey has left some wondering if Texas road signs could be next. A manual produced by the Federal Highway Administration claimed these witty messages could not be understood without certain cultural knowledge and appeared similar to advertising.

Witty digital messages have also been displayed in Texas over recent years by the Texas Department of Transportation, but state officials shared they have not been contacted about removing any signs.

A TxDOT spokesperson said in an email to NBC 5 that the department’s messages have important safety components, even if they are meant to be humorous.

“All safety messages displayed on TxDOT dynamic message signs (DMSs) contain a strong safety component, addressing topics such as impaired driving, distracted driving, seat belts, speeding, etc. The FHWA has not asked us to alter our messaging or to deactivate signs,” the spokesperson shared.

These Texas road signs often display holiday themes. Examples from Halloween and Thanksgiving include:

  • “Hocus pocus, drive with focus.”
  • “Lay off the witch’s brew, drive sober.”
  • “Gobble gobble. Go easy on the throttle.”
  • “Mash potatoes, not your head. Buckle up.”

The FHWA claimed that the witty New Jersey signs diminished their actual message. Some of the New Jersey signs included slogans like:

  • “Nice car, did it come with a turn signal?”
  • “Hold on to your butts. Help prevent forest fires.”
  • “Get your head out of your apps.”
  • “We’ll be blunt, don’t drive high.”
  • “Don’t cruise when boozed.”

NBC 5 reported on November 18 that some drivers found the signs funny, while others felt they could pose a distraction.

The New Jersey Highway officials commented that the signs were meant to be attention-grabbing, even if they were also corny.

One driver who spoke with NBC 5 said, “They’re corny, but I’ve read them. The fact that I read them means they are effective.”

With witty signs safe in Texas, for now, the Texas Department of Transportation is also running its annual campaign to encourage safe driving during the holiday season.

The state-wide “Drive Sober. No Regrets.” campaign was launched before the Thanksgiving holiday, NBC 5 reported. The campaign features billboards, radio ads, social media posts, TV PSAs, and more.

Events will also be held across the state during the campaign with video testimonials narrated by Texans sharing their own drunk driving stories.

Marc Williams, TxDOT’s executive director, shared that Texans have multiple options for getting home safely while drinking this holiday season.

“With everything going on in the world these past few years, we want everyone to be able to celebrate this joyous time of year without the tragic consequences of drinking and driving,” Williams told NBC 5. “Get together with family and friends and have a great time, but please find an alternative way home if you choose to drink. You have many options available.”

State officials ask Texans who drink to call friends or family members for a ride, use a ride-sharing service, stay where they are, or plan ahead with a designated sober driver.

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8 Comments

  1. Sharon

    What’s next? Woke is destroying things little by little. If the woke generation believes anything could be construed cultural, blast it and replace it with bs.

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    • RiverKing

      What NJ “messages could not be understood without certain cultural knowledge”? The last time I was in NJ was to pass through more than 50 years ago and I understood all of the messages listed.

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    • Bill Fox

      There is literally nothing in that article relating to your whole claims. Did you have to dig deep to find that scrap of outrage over traffic signs containing puns?

      And if we are looking back, those corny messages are a more recent thing and if anything, are a product from the younger generation. Growing up the signs just said don’t drive drunk or buckle up.

      Plus, it seems unlikely that a bunch of woke kids work at the FHWA.

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      • Doc DuMont

        The same kind of BS that made American Airlines take down the signs indicating gates for upcoming flights. One idiot stopped in a traffic lane to read a sign (probably moving his lips while reading) and of course, lawsuits ensued and American had to discontinue a very worthwhile aid.

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  2. Richard Fisher

    I am tired of the 3% telling the 97% of us how to live !!

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  3. Anna

    KEEP the SIGNS they are a bright spot in our reality today! As a child I always loved the Burma Shave Signs along the highways. Humor is a good thing!

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  4. Charise Romeo

    I love the signs. There’s no need to get raid of them. They are informative and spread the message of safety first.

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  5. Rod

    I love the Express! I’m in the hospital and have lost all of my credit cards, and even my drivers license and passport, so I can’t donate right now, but the second I get a card back I’m donating!!!

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