This week we are in too much pain following a four-game losing streak to formulate a traditional synopsis of the Texas football program. Instead, we chose to summarize the Iowa State game and highlights moving forward in a Japanese form of poetry, known as haiku.
KEVIN:
Sark, Sarkisian.
Offensive genius, ha.
More like offensive.
ANDREW:
Gritty. Cold. Ugly.
Glimmer. Hope. Touchdown.
Wait, there is a second half?
BOWEN:
So much turnover.
Seven and six would be nice.
Are we a blue blood?
JAKE:
Big embarrassment.
Can we still get to six wins?
Adios, Josh Moore.
BLAKE (special submission):
Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain.
Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Painful.
Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain.
Football on the 40 is a weekly podcast hosted by University of Texas alumni that takes a weekly dive into the Longhorn football season. In this week’s episode, you will also hear a brief preview of what we expect in the upcoming Kansas game and a first look at the Longhorn basketball season that kicked off this week.
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