Alex Stein
The regular the ones you get at a dispensary, that I I I have no doubt that is actually safer than a lot of the synthetic stuff that you get like at a gas station. Yeah, but so this this lobbyist firm hit me up and they're like, Alex, give us some ideas. We wanna pay you and I'm like, well, how much do you guys pay? They're like, well, we pay our lobbyists 10 to $50,000. I was like, well, maybe I'm interested. Okay? I'm kind of interested now. So then I start, you know, brainstorming my ideas. So with the marijuana state hearing, it just got passed in the house and now they're gonna have a senate hearing for that potentially this week. And they're like, I always want you to come up with an idea. So my idea for the for this one is I'm going to I have a Hispanic comedian friend because I can't do this. I don't think it'll I might say something, but I'm really more interested in his speech. I have a Hispanic guy. He's a comedian, local guy in Dallas, and he's tatted up. He's from El Salvador. He's a young kid. He's like 21. Nice guy. But I'm gonna have him go to the meeting and I'm gonna have him say that I work for the cartel and then I'm so grateful that you guys are banning this hemp because now my business is gonna go through the roof. Yeah. The more you guys ban stuff, the more money I make. And I I can already tell you that video is gonna blow up. Especially from him. Know, I try to do a dress in a Mexican sombrero or something, know, they would just laugh me. You know, it wouldn't work. But a real Hispanic guy.